Respect Yer Elders!

I can’t fucking believe Vettel tinkled on Sir Jackie Stewart! 

That kid has some balls on him!

Seb is lucky Sir Jackie didn’t just cock-punch him right then and there up on the podium in front of everyone.

Jackie is a classy guy though. He knew this would cause Sebastian to start crying like a little bitch, cos the two time world champion from Heppenheim squirts tears pretty much at the drop of a hat.

These tears would have been red were his nads crushed by the fist of Scottish Justice!

Vettelstone

There were some good dices today during the race. It was nice to see Ferrari not totally sucking. The Red Balls seem to be working nicely with their new additions. Old Seb Vet made it look easy out there.

I truly hope that Donington Park fails in a way. I like Silverstone. A lot. Even if Silverstone does have to take a break eventually I'd still rather see the British GP at Brands Hatch as opposed to Donighton... but whatever.

I'm sad it will be another three weeks before the next outing of F1'ing.

I'M ALL WET!

Ok... so I haven't posted shit in over two months but that is because I have been very busy. What I will say at this very moment is that I am in love with wet races! Today's race made my dick hard like Max Mosley's gets when he gets his bare ass pulverized by a dominatrix's crusty whip!

I'm pissed the race was on Fox though since they truencate the post race festivities and I would have loved to see Rubens Barrichello's post race interview considering he has not been on the podium since like 2005 or something and I wouldn't be surprised if his silly old Brazilian ass didn't shed a tear or something comical of the sort.