Flavio's semi bad analogy

"Briatore was quick to respond to criticism that this time last year he had tipped Heikki Kovalainen as being the future, only to subsequently offload the Finn in favour of Piquet, some believe because he feared Kovalainen would present Alonso with too great a challenge.

"The future has changed," he retorted. "Sometimes you have a girlfriend you believe is your future, then you meet a better one and the future has suddenly changed Maybe Heikki will come back to us one day; people love Renault so much they all want to come back!"

While I love Flavio Briatore and his quote about people loving Renault so much they want to come back (he must have been looking in Alonso's direction when he said that) I can't help but laugh about the future/girlfriend analogy. While normally this would be a spot on comparison... a sound analogy... this is coming from a man who knocked up Heidi Klum and then dumped her pregnant ass. What future of ass is better than Miss Project Runway?!

Flav is quite a cocksman and has speared many a fine woman in his career (Naomi Campbell, Adriana Volpe, and Heidi Klum) but shit dude, you don't abandon a preggers Heidi Klum and then four years later make the future/girlfriend analogy. You just don't.

I'll give you some tips for for the future Flav; Trim the shrubbery. It's lowering property value in the surrounding area!