Is Jackie Stewart a halfwit?

No, to most people Jackie Stewart is an amazing Formula One stalwart and is not a halfwit, unless you are Max Mosley, then yes, JYS is in fact a halfwit who "goes round dressed up as a 1930s music hall man." Max also goes on to claim that "It's annoying that some of the sponsors listen to him because he's won a few championships. But nobody else in Formula One does - not the teams, not the drivers. He's a figure of fun among drivers."

I'm sorry Max, but you just don't fuck with JYS. While he is very old, much like you, he is also a ninja who dresses according to Standard Scottish Ninja Code and if Jackie has taken true offense to your statements then he will probably kill you in your sleep. If you are lucky, he might just kill your dog and pour sugar in your gas tank.

If Jackie doesn't do any of this then I will make good on my threat from 2005 to you of biting you on the cheek, which was the threat I made if you refused to help the Michelin shod teams at the USGP. If I recall correctly, you did in fact refuse to help those teams, and all the people that tuned in to watch a Formula One race. Well, I never followed thru with that threat due to the fact that I have been very poor the past few years. But so help me God, I still want to bite your cheek because I'm still mad about that shitty USGP I had to watch and now I'm furious over your knocking Jackie Stewart!

Max, when I'm done with you yer gonna look like this:

That is if Sir Jackie doesn't fuck your shit up first!

Where do you get off making most of these statements? Ok, he does look silly, but he's allowed to because he is so fucking cool. You Max, are not, and have never been. You have to wear very nice tailored suits all the time because you just aren't awesome enough to pull off what Sir Jack can.

Maybe some sponsors listen to Jackie because he has been around forever and has a brilliant nose for business, not to mention driving. While I'm sure you are a very rich man, as you were born into money, Jackie is a self made man, nor might I add, is he a failed race car driver.

Jackie: Self made millionaire and three time F1 world champion.
Max: Son of a fascist politician, born into money, and failed race car driver.

While I'm sure EVERYBODY in the paddock gets a good laugh when Jackie walks by wearing his Standard Scottish Ninja garb, I find it hard to believe that the drivers don't take him very seriously. The old man knows his shit. He is a sage. However, maybe I am misreading the comment and by "figure of fun among the drivers" you just mean that they like to party down with him. I know I sure would like to. Maybe Jackie and Kimi go to tittie bars together and get smashed and wave their dicks around together while making fun of the fact that Fernando Alonso looks a lot like Borat*. Maybe they drunkenly talk about how hot Nico Rosberg is and how they both secretly would like to make love to him?

Either way, don't go throwing stones Mr. Mosley. I doubt very strongly that there is very much love for you around the paddock and the only reason people even pretend to take you seriously is that if they piss you off you start lobbing around $100 million dollar fines.

You bully! You dick!

*See, Fernie Alonso really does have an incredible likeness to Borat:

"What, shit?"
"Yeah"